Signs you need new shoes!!!!!
You need to go shoe shopping when.....
- When at an event, you notice the host whispering to the caterer about rotten onion dip in the general area you are standing.
- It would be more comfortable to tie concrete cinder blocks thinly coated in fiberglass and heated to a steamy temperature of 220 degrees to your feet than put your old shoes back on.
- You’ve noticed lately you’ve developed a limp.
- Your worn shoes resemble “Grandpa Joe’s Famous Deer Jerky”.
- When you flip the shoes over, old toenails fly out onto the floor.
- You can easily entertain small children by making a puppet with your flopping outsoles.
- You’ve forgotten what color they were when you bought them.
- You look forward to a rain because you won’t need to wash your feet later that night.
- The dog will no longer even go near your footwear, let alone put his mouth on them.
- You are using permanent marker to color in your scuff marks.
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